america... a meh dee ka

you confuse me sometimes. the government... sheesh. i'm surrounded by news and late night shows that does absolutely nothing but remind me of how much more idiotic you can be. well, at least they're doing it out in the open and using freedom of speech and press to the fullest. america, you scare me with your politics and your phobias. the glamour A+ beauties bling blingers on the screen are puppets who need no one else but US to play with. stop blaming the million clickers and flashes that fall upon you. you survive because of tabloids. G.W.B. ... please, just stop your cravings for another Nam and eat chocolates instead. and Harpo, stop being so self absorbed and stop thinking you're Mother Theresa cos you ain't gonna be another saviour... nah-ah it ain't happenin shorteh.

goodness. all this negative energy not good. not good. think happy happy happy thoughts. shit i'm confusing myself here. stop it. ooo, what do we do without your tv shows america?! the only product (can i say mass produced just like everything else from this continent that Columbus claimed to be the first person to set foot on ...?) that i send kisses to. damn, my mind is confused. i sound...angry. shit. again suz, happy!!

but canada i love. you snowed this morning and i realized i truly like you. i'm not ready to say goodbye just yet cos you're too beautiful. here are some shots i took of you today. riam, cam whoring with you today was faaa aaarrrr neeee eeee!!!!

matcha soy latte rocks!! Tenacious D in february... hee haa!!